Charity Burbage: It’s What’s For Dinner

Am I allowed to still have snarky blog titles, or will you all jump down my throat?

Let’s make a deal. If this book is going to destroy me, allow me the sarcasm while it’s still vaguely appropriate. I promise I won’t poke fun of the devastating parts.

Athankyou!

Moving on…

Listen, I don’t want to start this thing out on a sour note, but Charity Burbage being the first victim of Deathly Hallows was a bit of a let down. To have a body suspended over a table for an entire chapter without acknowledging his or her identity is brilliant. The suspense generated was palpable. I guess I was just expecting a character I actually remembered existing. The Muggle Studies professor, while definitely an important member of the Hogwarts community, is a sub-sub character. Her death is only significant by way of being a death in the first chapter, in the Malfoy’s home, by Lord Voldemort.

A few talking points:

Way to make me feel bad for the Malfoys, J.K.! I never thought I’d actually have the slightest stirrings of sympathy for Lucius. Narcissa tugged at the heart strings back in the beginning of Half-Blood Prince, and you all know my feelings toward Draco, but Lucius? I don’t think he expected things to turn out this way when the Dark Lord came back. In fact, I’d venture a guess that he was much happier with Voldemort incapacitated. Being a former Death Eater grants him a great deal of power. Being an active one only leaves him browbeaten and terrified for his life. Voldemort even took his wand. Harsh! That’s like taking a man’s…let’s just say it’s wrong. But hey, looks like the Death Eaters are controlling the Dementours, because he was supposed to be doing time in Azkaban. Chalk one up for the Last Muggle: I said he’d be getting out of jail (it’s not exactly an amazing prediction, but let me bask in my little glories – they’re so few and far between).

Voldemort setting up shop in the Malfoy’s mansion is badass. Poor Malfoys. Yaxley and Snape imply that the Malfoys are far better off than the rest of the Death Eaters, so I suppose it’s only natural Voldemort would want to keep a firm grip on them. But other than Bellatrix, who is more than happy to have her crush sleeping over (pillow fight!), it doesn’t seem like the Malfoys are too pleased with the arrangement. Maybe Azkaban was a little more comfortable, considering.

By the way, who the hell is Yaxley? Just saying.

Poor Draco. He didn’t have the strength to cut his family off, like Sirius and Tonks, and now look where he finds himself. He didn’t want to join the Death Eaters – not really. He didn’t want to face down Dumbledore. He didn’t want to sit there as Charity Burbage was Avada Kedavrad. All he ever wanted was to have an ounce of Harry Potter’s prestige. He’s like a neglected middle child. Somebody look at me! Somebody look at me! Hey guys, I’m over here! Love me!

It’s sad. Look where it lead him.

He can’t even look Voldemort in the eye.

Now, evidently Wormtail has a prisoner in the basement. That could be anybody. Seriously, ANYBODY! I didn’t even remember Charity Burbage existed, so I’m not going to attempt to guess who is trapped in the Malfoy’s basement. I’m sure we’ll find out soon enough.

But on a more positive note, looks like we found Nagini. She was right where I said she’d be – next to Voldemort. Two points for yours truly. Am I making up for all my disastrous predictions so many books back? Eh? Eh? Maybe? Yes? No? Okay, no. Fine. Whatever. I thought it was clever.

So boys and girls, what have we learned so far?

The Death Eaters have Pius Thicknesse, Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, under their control. There will be a move made on Scrimgeour and the Ministry of Magic, but not until more Death Eaters are in place. This doesn’t help all that much in Voldemort’s pursuit of Harry, however. The Order of the Phoenix will be moving Harry Potter to a secure location and will be doing so outside the realm of the Ministry, which they do not trust (wonder why? I mean, they’re such a trustworthy government…). The exact time of this move is undetermined. Snape is saying Saturday, Yaxley is saying the thirtieth. Question mark?

That brings me to Snape.

Snape! Buddy! You aren’t making this easy, you know? But I have to say, I’m still on your side, even though you’re giving me so little to work with here.

Could Snape be telling Voldemort the wrong date on purpose? He just killed Dumbledore, so it’s unlikely he’ll fall from grace that quickly just from one little “mistake”. And if Voldemort misses the opportunity to kill Harry en route to his hiding place, it will be infinitely more difficult to kill him later. For the purpose of storytelling, I don’t think Voldemort’s going to catch up with Harry while he’s traveling, so something foils the plans.

Is that foil Snape?

Come on! I’m pulling for you!

In the end, it’s a dark opening, which means things are only going to get worse. Kind of nervous, not going to lie. But I liked it.

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And now you can all laugh.

I’m going to read just one more chapter. Just one.

Take it as you will.

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~ by Jess on February 1, 2010.

16 Responses to “Charity Burbage: It’s What’s For Dinner”

  1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND SHE’S OFF!!!! :) Of COURSE you may continue with snarky post titles. There will probably come a time when you don’t want to, but if you want to, go for it.

    I may be wrong on this, but I think Charity Burbage’s first appearance was — suspended over the Malfoys’ table. She may have been mentioned in an earlier book, but I don’t recall it.

    You felt for Lucius, I felt for Narcissa. Just the description — staring straight ahead and squeezing her beloved’s wrist to tell him not to screw up — well, about the only thing she’d ever done to make me dislike her was to tell Harry in HBP that he would be reunited with Sirius before she was reunited with Lucius. (*There’s* something that makes you proud — “my husband’s in the slammer for a long time.”) Lucius was almost Pettigrew-ish in his hesitancy to address Voldemort at all.

    Yaxley. Y’know, Yaxley. He’s a Death Eater.

    Snape. Snape. A topic for another day.

    I don’t wonder you want to read another chapter. I do.

    • Yeah well crap, I read two more chapters.

      My self-control is vanishing before it even appeared.

      The only thing keeping me from plowing through this entire book is the fact that I haven’t had dinner yet. I should probably do that.

    • Charity Burbage is mentioned earlier as Hermione’s Muggle Studies teacher. I remembered the name before seeing her suspended above the table. So seeing her for the first time in this context was actually quite shocking to me. I didn’t consider her a non-character, but an offstage character.

      Of course, seeing anybody suspended above that table – and then AK’d and fed to Nagini would have been shocking enough. But I actually remembered her name, which made it more shocking.

      So you made it through Dark Lord Ascending and are still on Team Snape. I was wondering how you’d react to this chapter.

      And you couldn’t control yourself, could you? Not surprising… nobody can. :)

      • Yeah, holding on to Team Snape is getting increasingly difficult.

      • BTW, if I’m wrong… and Burbage was never mentioned before… then I guess I’m a pretty good telepath! (or came across a her name on the Internet somewhere or something). But the name was definitely familiar to me when I read this scene. Now I’m curious since others are reporting that she was never mentioned before.

        RE: Team Snape… So have you held on to Team Snape even after Lupin’s report of the Sectumsempra? I’d like to hear about that in your Chapter 5 post. (BTW, I’m not saying one way or the other where you should stand WRT Team Snape. I’m just curious).

      • As far as team Snape goes, yes, I kept up my membership, too, to at least this point in the reading. One thing that helped me from our past readings was what came out in a conversation with Hagrid in chapter 19 of “Prince.” Anyway, by the end of that book, I thought I had made up some pretty good excuses for Snape.

  2. I don’t think that Charity Burbage is mentioned by name in any of the previous books. I think that Muggle Studies was simply a class for Hermione to take, even though she had been brought up by Muggles.

    However, I think this chapter is powerful as it sets up things to follow. I shuddered to think about Draco (and the other Death Eaters, but Draco is still a teenager and hasn’t seen much) WITNESSING not only Charity Burbage’s death, but also her body being eaten by Nagini. That would turn my stomach, let me tell you!

  3. I hardly remembered Charity Burbage’s death, but now you mention it, I think of her looking to Snape with hope and pleading…. The borrowing of Lucius’ wand made an impression, though.

  4. I suppose this chapter lets us know that all things ‘charitable’ are dead (or as good as), and that the situation is looking bad for ‘mudbloods’ in particular.

  5. FWIW, I have confirmed (from a source that Jess may NOT read) that Charity Burbage is first mentioned by name in DH. I recall Hermione taking Muggle Studies (in PoA?), but apparently the professor’s name was not mentioned. It might have been Burbage, might have been somebody else.

  6. Yaxley was mentioned, but only very briefly, in chapter 2 of HBP.

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